Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Britney Spears Tops 'Worst Dressed' List

Britney Spears topped Mr. Blackwell's 46th annual "Worst Dressed" list for wearing clothes that he said made her look like an "over-the-hill Lolita."

"When it comes to Couture Chaos, this Tacky Terror should take a bow looks like an over-the-hill Lolita," Mr. Blackwell said in a statement released Tuesday.

Bohemian teen tycoon Mary-Kate Olsen was the next target of the acid-tongued fashion critic. He called her clothes "bag lady rags" and "depressingly decayed."

Jessica Simpson followed Olsen. Though her Daisy Dukes shorts landed her on the pages of numerous magazines, Mr. Blackwell said she "resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel slingin' hash in a Vegas diner."

The other offenders on Blackwell's list of fashion flops were Eva Longoria, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Shakira, Anna Nicole Smith and Renee Zellweger.

Ok, I'll agree with Blackwell on Spears, Olsen, Hilton and Shakira, oh and Anna Nicole Smith too, but come on - Eva?  Simpson?  Zellweger?  I don't think so!  What about you? 

Who's on?  Who's off?

See who else made the list and just how bad Blackwell slashed them up on This Years Worst Dressed List

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Daniel said...

No surprise to see Britney at the top of the worst dressed list!! She is the epitome of 'no fashion sense'. I don't agree with all of Blackwell's list, but who can fault a man who puts Britney at the top (bottom?) of one like this! She'll certainly never make it onto my hot list.